Desk Walker...

This is "Scotty." He's about 67 maybe, has a 33 year old girlfriend who looks like the bastard child of Peter Pan and Harry Potter... more on that later. Anyhooooo, "Scotty" likes to find excuses to walk by my desk. Depending on the shirt I'm wearing, I have about 10-45 minutes between passes.

Today, around 2pm, he farted...

By the way, my desk isn't that clean and yes, that's a kilt... he only wears it on special occasions, though.